Jon Weiss' Stupid Quote Section
The situation - Jon Weiss is choosing a socials report topic. The teacher asks Jon to choose a number between 1 and 6 since he is rolling a dice.
it. His reply:
(Guess who didn't get his topic?)
"I'm a selective fag"
(The phrase 'thanks for coming out' suddenly has all new meaning)
- Paul Lo
"Um... so... I hear there are some... um... 'quotes' of me on your page?"
- Jon Weiss
"Macs can do everything PC's can; they just don't have the programs for it. That's all."
"Hey guys, y'know mosquitoes only bite you if you're standing up. If you're
sleeping y'know horizontally in a hammock, you're invisible to them."
- Louis Lam
Anyone: "What did you get, overall?"
Anyone: "Wow.....that's great! What did you get in games?"
Weiss: "Uhhh.....thats 93% not including games."
Anyone: "You can't do that! What did you get in English?"
Anyone: "What the f!#$ are you talking about! You didn't get 93.....you got like, 80%"
Weiss: "You know....I hate people like you.....why are you always so condesceding to me?"
Anyone: "Because you always lie."
Weiss: "What are you talking about!?.....I'm never talking to you again!"
Anyone: "Good riddence!"
-A conversation between anyone and Jon Weiss